FFS! Getting Sam to bed is like negotiating the Maastricht treaty! It is made far more difficult, however, when Stig is on full form. Sam couldn't find his pyjama bottoms. Stig's answer to this was "you should have gone to Specsavers".
We then had another 10 minutes rigmarole with milk and biscuits before finally manoeuvring him up the stairs. Stig's parting shot... "Go in peace and remember; Never sit on anthills with a baggy papoose".