tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852928490680611174.post5632549305515290884..comments2015-12-06T10:28:45.329+00:00Comments on Surviving Hayes' House: Yummy Mummiescoffeeaddicthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04576236372097012430noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852928490680611174.post-30282923598823513252012-01-17T13:27:05.196+00:002012-01-17T13:27:05.196+00:00i avoid school yard at all costs. im in my gym kit...i avoid school yard at all costs. im in my gym kit at drop off in the morning and i do loook decent at hometime but refuse to wait on the yard. i wait in the car until the bell goes. <br />mandyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852928490680611174.post-44306524049191796532010-06-29T15:44:19.855+01:002010-06-29T15:44:19.855+01:00I knew there was a reason I should learn to drive....I knew there was a reason I should learn to drive. I find that sending Stig is equally effective though, apart from the occasions when he can't take them, which produces absolute panic because I've forgotten how to get them and me ready in the space of an hour. <br /><br />No competition in my book either esther but you have the added advantage of looking fabulous no matter what you do, that makes you one of THEM in my book HA!coffeeaddicthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04576236372097012430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852928490680611174.post-81363954162692510982010-06-29T14:06:37.781+01:002010-06-29T14:06:37.781+01:00Ahh..... ever noticed that you don't see ME on...Ahh..... ever noticed that you don't see ME on school mornings anymore? That's because I have perfected the following strategy 'Park Close. Unleash Children From Car. (if absolutely necessary, walk across road with them but do not enter school yard.) Avoid Eye Contact With Fresh Faced Glamour Mums. Turn Back To Car. Drive Home. Unload Unwashed Unmade Self And (very occasionally) Pyjama'd Infants. Wait Till Midday Naps For Showering And Self-Maintainance.'<br /><br />See? Don't have to show my face till 3.15 then! Sleep vs Nice Makeup and Hair - no competition in my book.Estherhttp://www.handsfull.blog.co.uknoreply@blogger.com